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The checkout line is actually a circle. In hell.

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The seven dogs you meet online.

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A new mom's honest LinkedIn profile.

McSweeney's

 

I distilled my career into a Shouts column.

The New Yorker

 

No, really, I did bedazzle a vagina for college credit.

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How to avoid wearing Spanx ever again.

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The dark side of my Pinterest wedding.

Racked